The BBC carried this brilliant story today about a 77 year old pensioner in Devon who has a bit of a wind problem.Maurice Fox was quoted as saying: "I am a loud farter, but there is no smell"Inevitably, there was no-one from the club available for comment.
Check out the full story: Flatulence ban for club pensioner
This article really made my day.
PS. Whilst there have a look at The poetry of bodily functions

